Headaches and Such

Ok, now I'm complaining. I could mask it as astonished goes for tea with negative but I don't think it's necessary to beat around the bush any longer.

I've seriously never gotten headaches before. I woke up this morning and it felt like I shot 40oz of Jack Daniel's and then passed out immediately, without water or bread. Beside a jackhammer and under an elephant.

A steady infusion of the usual OTC options pushed the pulsing pain back to the shadows where it lingered all day.

I thought I had this thing routed two days ago. Now my body temperature oscillates between goose bumps and sweat like a sine wave halfway through a two-week amphetamine bender. More tea and then bed.

As I write about it, it gets worse. So I'm going to wrap this up. Thanks for bearing with me. Cures? Anybody?

Maybe it's all the pooches in town.

UPDATE: My "nasal discharge" as This NYT article describes it, has varied but is now back to the clear. Gross. So either I am mad short T-cells, or I'm chillin' and on my way to recovery. The final flush, if you will! TMI? Sorry.