Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Open Letter

Dear Twitter,

I know you've become really popular lately, and it's probably put a lot more stress on you than you were used to. But get your shit together, please. These increasingly frequent blackouts are killing me. Your platform and success are based on short and erratic messaging, under the guise of "microblogging." My social networking game is being crippled. Your poor accessibility is rivaled only by Slovak infrastructure (I once had to lift a girl in a wheelchair onto a bus).


I'm going to watch a show about bombing the southern states with trees to re-grow forests. I love Discovery Channel.

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